Sunday, 8 May 2011

Kilts that fit

Gentlemen and assassins and bikers of the night
I call upon this evening in a hope of shedding some light
I cani go into detail, or finger unfounded fools
But there are some ere amongst us who are no playing to the rules
We need to round the low life by our local CID
To find those hiring tartan with waist size far tooo small to see!!
you thank its big and clever, but the time will shortly tell
That moontain biking Arron will surly turn to hell!
So use this evenings e-mail to worn of times ahead
that wearing Kilts too small for yee, thus fines yeill surly dread.

Watch ooot!!

http://tartanista.com/measure-kilt/

make sure its tartan!!
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Plain-Black-Outfit-Sporran-Flash/dp/B003WJIZKS/ref=sr_1_6?s=clothing&ie=UTF8&qid=1304883871&sr=1-6
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  1. Anonymous10 May 2011 at 04:46

    Further accusations are now coming to light that a certain member has purchased a kilt which is several sizes to large to allow for expansion on tour. yes expansion on a cycling tour, i ask you gentlemen which is the most finable offence, a kilt slightly too small or one that is several sizes to large. what sort of atheletes are we???,

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