Old Homer in Hospital

Gentlemen

You will be saddened to know that the old lad is spending a few nights in Bradford Infirmary, after informing the nurses that he had a horrible throbbing feeling in his little pink thing.
after minutes of hysterical laughter they soon realised they where looking at the wrong small pink thing and that Homers throbbing finger needed urgent attention.

Unfortunately the small pointing finger had to come off, Surgeons decided to replace with another part of Homers body as it was agreed he would get more use as a finger.

Success
The operation went well, some scarring will be left, but its a small price to pay, Homer may find braking a little difficult at first until he teaches his new finger to wrap itself around the lever, too much use and it will leave it a little stiff for a while

I am sure you will all wish him a speedy recovery, unfortunately Mick will now not inherit the back wheel he was hoping to get if Homer didn't make it.

Send Kev aka Homer a get well text, and cheer him up