a few more pics

Sleeping Giant Tour Meeting

Gentlemen
January is nearly over and time is ticking towards the 2011 tour, we need to have a meeting to discuss the finer details like dress code and tour shirts etc.
It was discussed last Saturday to leave it to the individuals to provide their own kilts to keep costs to a minimum which I can appreciate, some feedback would be good.
I will get some sample shirts (actual ones this time) for sizing
speak soon

sleeping giant tour

Saturday 22nd January 2011

A couple of pictures from yesterdays ride to Malham

Missed cycling again this week a great bunch out..as usual. finger 2 weeks later. another week should be ok.

Kevs plea

Kev,

Since your plea for people submitting their G Strings to help you out to add a little colour  and enabling your mind to be taken away from that big hole you have.

I have had a dozen or so of concerned individuals who have also offered their help! rather than accept any old G String I thought it only fair that you choose from some of the best e-mails sent

I have gathered the best of the bunch so far 

Trev and Tony 

Melinda 

Malc

and Tracy

I will pass on their e-mails so you can thank them all for the support

Looking for sympathy vote and missing out on todays Penyghent challenge, whilst having to sit at home in front of fire.The offending finger a week on.

The thong

Gentlemen


With Kevin s recent blog posting asking for additional thongs, and having donated one of Christine s many glorious under garments.

Anyway


A brief history on the thong: When he was in his thirties and doing the truck driving thing (uncle Dirty), Dirty came across a woman’s thong one day in the passenger seat of his truck. He had no idea where it came from or how it got there. He was about to throw it away when he thought, “Eh, maybe I could wear this on the beach.” Since the thong was about three times too big for him he had to cut and resew the seams to fit his waist. As the years passed he made more and more thongs and stuffed bigger and bigger objects in to the front of them.”
uncle Dirty saw Kevins blog and has sent one of his thongs for support.

picture below shows Kevs new thong 

big thank you to  uncle Dirty

Help our Kev

Kev

I am replying to your unfortunate finger plight, I have spoken with my dear wife who is happy to sacrifice some material to aid her unfortunate brother in law.

I have attached photo

Get well soon

Come on girls, cant drink for a fortnight on anti biotics, got to have some happiness..

Once again the ladies section has come to my aid, as you are all no doubt aware i suffered an injury to right index finger and the wound had to be protected, a certain member from the thongforabitch tour came to my aid (wills) by making me a finger protector from her one and only thong... see attached picture, as it is very likely that this injury could take several weeks to heal and it would be nice to be able to change these (finger protectors) daily, so if its not to much to ask, you could help me out girls by forwarding other thongs so i could then make these into finger protectors and have one for each day of the week, many thanks for you help and concern................

Old Homer in Hospital

Gentlemen

You will be saddened to know that the old lad is spending a few nights in Bradford Infirmary, after informing the nurses that he had a horrible throbbing feeling in his little pink thing.
after minutes of hysterical laughter they soon realised they where looking at the wrong small pink thing and that Homers throbbing finger needed urgent attention.

Unfortunately the small pointing finger had to come off, Surgeons decided to replace with another part of Homers body as it was agreed he would get more use as a finger.

Success
The operation went well, some scarring will be left, but its a small price to pay, Homer may find braking a little difficult at first until he teaches his new finger to wrap itself around the lever, too much use and it will leave it a little stiff for a while

I am sure you will all wish him a speedy recovery, unfortunately Mick will now not inherit the back wheel he was hoping to get if Homer didn't make it.

Send Kev aka Homer a get well text, and cheer him up

This time last year sat 9th January 2010

Vince was correct saying there was a change of sport to cycling. This involved the theft of craven district property, the sad loss of £15.00s worth of buffalo bin heading towards morecambe bay, the worlds fastest sledge operated by nails,Tony, Gareth, myself aiding and abetting, 3 up on dustbin lid, vince, dougie,scrunter skiid down from the top and a welcoming meal was laid on by Stuarts in laws.Attendees were myself,Josh,Gareth,Side Show,Vince,Dougie,Steve M,Stuart, CT and Scrunter A fantastic day was had by all.

The Stranglers

New offer here guys, not entirely sure who will or will not be interested in this? anyway The Stranglers are a very talented band which I am sure you will remember, some will have seen, some wont and some may like to, let me know if you are as I am defiantly going to attend. Leeds looks good, although Newcastle could be fun if Chef was up for showing us around after?

Christmas Bash 2010

Thank you very much to all that could attend and to Mick, our graphics designer who did a great job of taking the piss out of me and others throughout 2010. We managed to raise £62.00 for the air ambulance which was a great effort and have a great night into the bargain, we could do with multiplying this ten thousand fold at next years annual bash, in the event of requiring a Chinook. for a certain fat lad whose computer skills are well known.

Big Ride

One from the past 2008

Happy New Year